Crypto Scammers
Wolfgirls love to run Crypto Scam for some reason. Keep an eye out for them.
This is just a compilation of my retarded jokes on Nostr using wolfgirls, although some of the posts are actually just copy and paste from actual scammers, but with words replaced. Yeah, I’m not a big fan of crypto.
“…after that, AWOO Crap coins will pump, you need to be on the WBD (Wolf Brain Damage) coin exchange in order to swap it for FXG (Fox Girls) coin, because that’s what is going to pump next. The last in the line should be IAR (I Am Retarded) coins, and then…”
“…so Bitcoin isn’t doing what it was intended to do! We need to approve this new solution that allows Bitcoin to print infinite Good Boy points! When that’s implemented, miners will be able to have a better profit and this will guarantee that all the functions of the ecosystem are working as intended! Also, if you send money to my address…”
“…so you must understand that all we do is dedicated to advancing the influence of DeFi in our daily lives. Achieving greatness often requires certain sacrifices along the way. The funds you graciously contributed to our project will be strategically reallocated to a more promising alternative. For the time being, your accounts will be temporarily frozen, but do not panic just yet – this is a crucial and deliberate step in our journey. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must board a plane to…”
“…even if you don’t own a bag, you should still be bullish on gaming! Have you seen how much revenue they generate? Teenagers adore games. Supporting initiatives that enhance the gaming experience is a vital step towards improving DeFi. What do you mean their website disappeared? They erased all their tweets? Don’t worry, they’re probably rebranding, ignore the naysayers! When the fake news start popping up it is usually a bullish signal, so…”
“The narrative that the project is a fraud and a rug pull is absurd! We demand the release of Katya Walsh! The ‘people’ who donated did so willingly and were not forced to contribute to the project! Their funds are secure, and this is a ploy by the existing financial system to maintain control over the world through fiat currency! Katya has made significant contributions to the cryptocurrency community, and this is an assault on our freedom!”
“Nothing can always go up. You must understand that Bitcoin is currently in an accumulation phase and once this cycle ends, we will witness the largest bear market in history. So, prepare your wallets accordingly. NFA. Also, don’t forget to subscribe to my X, Patreon, and YouTube channel. For just a few bucks you can gain access to my premium content, along with some incredible calls. Our current members have enjoyed remarkable returns so far this year - don’t miss out on the opportunity to join them!”
“Saying it’s a scam without any research or evidence is obviously irresponsible. It allocates 5% to the Wolf Crap ecosystem fund to support the Fat Pack community. Moreover, its name was chosen through community voting, and it operates on the Awoo protocol. @Katya Walsh”
“B-But Katya Walsh told me we were going to moon! She promised we were all gonna make it! I swear, it had good tech, all the basics and fundamentals were there, it was not a scam! No, please, don’t go away! Just give me one coin, one coin is enough! I haven’t eaten meat in 2 weeks! Please”